Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

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The Bautista Conundrum

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.

Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.

by BCLAXO December 9, 2021

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Haitian Barista Coffee Special

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

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Bridge-Barista

A Barista that can work mornings and nights.

Bram: I’m a bridge-barista lol
Kris: How dare you! I am so offended.

by June N St. March 22, 2023

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Gilgit-Baltistan

A self-governing territory of Pakistan, which contains the most beautiful landscapes known to man. Indians cope and seethe when they realise this will forever be Pakistani.

Tourist 1: Wow! Gilgit-Baltistan is very beautiful and clean!

Tourist 2: Of course it is, we’re on the Pakistani side of the border, not the Indian.

by TeaLovingRandian October 28, 2023

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