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can have my babies

The act of wanting to have rigorous sex to the point of having children with someone/someones
Every whore at a club: "omg that guy can have my babies"
by Quint1990 October 4, 2015
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whippin babies

cooking up an ounce of powder into some work
"catch me in the kitchen dawg whippin babies!"
AYEE!
by OJDAJUICE July 9, 2011
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Retarded Animal Babies

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.
Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules
by Who cares? October 10, 2005
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barbie

a plastic doll that mysteriously gets a new sister every year or so.
I think she really does it with Ken but they say its her sister so ppl dont think she's a crackwhore that will sit on a cock for beer money.
Man, another sister for barbie?! How the fuck does she have another sister!!!
the stupid mother fucking crack heads at Matell.
by G$$$ May 9, 2003
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Up the Bum No Babies

The action of having anal sex to ward off babies.
`meth: Great now I got SR pregnate.
Soul-Reaver: Hm? Up the bum, no babies
by Cornflake September 23, 2004
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Eat the babies!

A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.

Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.

It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.

A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.

How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"

The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.

My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!

Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"

Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!

Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
by HeWhofeedsYouBabies! April 15, 2010
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drain babies

Jacking off in the shower having the tadpoles go down the drain, thus creating drain babies
I was horny before work so I made some drain babies to save time.
by Ted Worthington August 25, 2005
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