Baltimoron

Somebody who uses excessive baltimorese, hon.

The O in the Anthem is just a tradition.

by RandomSegaFanboy August 21, 2004

baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

by Slap Happy September 17, 2006

Baltimore Pizza Roll

An Arab form of sex in which a woman deeply shoves her nails in a guy's penis hole, repeatedly shoves it up and down, and then delicately licks the never ending flow of blood from his dick as if the sauce of a pizza roll.

Angelina gave her boyfriend an unsuspecting baltimore pizza roll which made him orgasm profusely.

by lickdapussay April 25, 2015

balamory

The decent excuse to watch kids tv when you are working from home.

The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.

Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.

PC Plum - Line dances...

Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.

Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.

Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?

Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.

by jaseb June 6, 2004

Baltimore

The city in Maryland that's bashed repeatedly on this site by those who have never been there. One can easily travel through the East Side of Baltimore with no problem at all: black, white, man, woman. What's more, bands frequently play in the neighborhoods that you fear the most, and they manage to lug their instruments back and forth without any mugging/robbing attempts whatsoever.

We do have the STDs and weed, though.

I walked up and down North Avenue with $20's hanging out of my pockets, and nothing happened to me.

by Fuck a Bitch May 13, 2005

Baltimore Barge

A rare sexual act taking part in a bathtub full of water. This act includes two partners laying in the bathtub. Both the participants take craps and whoever's shit floats across the water and hits the other person in the face first wins. No if ands or buts about it ...it is a two person sport.

Bermcats do not like to play Baltimore Barge due to thier lack of loving the taste of someone elses turds.

by ernietrickle February 16, 2010

baltmore

Another way of saying Baltimore, the city with many attractions

There's always something happening in Charm City, as Baltmore is known.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010