Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

by Summerbees December 16, 2011

open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

by TarzanBoy January 11, 2018

house of balloons

House of Balloons is the debut mixtape by Canadian recording artist The Weeknd, released as a free download on March 21, 2011, through his website. Its music incorporates electronic and urban genres including R&B and soul with trip hop and dream pop tones.

Have you heard "House of Balloons"? It's awesome!

by xotwod90 November 27, 2015

Fuck it we ball

When your situation is so dire that there is nothing to lose so you can just do it without losing anything. It is used in a simillar manner to "Cowabunga it is" where you just say 'screw it' and do whatever you were going to do without worrying about the consequences.

Person A: "Hey uh, are you sure you can do that?"
Person B: "Fuck it we ball."

by yogha May 8, 2023

Ballnets.net

A website where you buy nets to put on your balls to keep them from dunking in the toilet water.

Guy 1: Bro, where did you get your ballnet?

Guy 2: Got it at ballnets.net.

Guy 1: Thanks.

by Ballnets.net June 25, 2021

dingo ballin

When you acting wild and careless

What up with Lavelldro, ever since he broke up with BoBo, that nigga been dingo ballin

by Rocco grincho August 31, 2017

Wake Up Ball

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009