backspray

Noun. The microscopic particles of urine that bounce off of the urinal when urinating. Some or most of these microscopic droplets of urine end up on the urinator's pants, depending on the urinal.

"Darn it, that urinal has some serious backspray."

"Now I've got backspray all over myself. Those airport urinals..."

by TEBfan June 9, 2009

backspaced

get deleted or ignored

I had the whole line written but it was accidentally back spaced.

She's a bitch. And hence, she's got backspaced from the party.

by flawsophy August 14, 2010

backseat GPSing

Calling out directions from the backseat even though the driver is using a GPS device.

We were in a cab driving from the airport and my wife was backseat GPSing the whole way.

by utjhawk January 1, 2012

wild rainforest gorilla backbreaker

When having intercourse, the female lays face first on the ground. The male will climb up a tree, imitating a wild gorilla. The male then dives off a tree and lands on the female, inserting into her. The male then lodges onto the female, lifts her off his scrotum, and throws her 30 ft in the air. On her way down, the male will knee her in the back using his superhuman gorilla strength, which will crush her spine. This ends with the female laying on the ground cringing in pain, while the male inserts Raising Cane's sauce into the deceased uterus for lubrication, while watching Dave Ramsey's Total Money Maker.

Troy: "Damn, what happened to Gabriella?!"
Ryan: "I heard that Chad fucked her so hard her spine busted!"
Troy: "He must've done the Wild Rainforest Gorilla BackBreaker.."

by McNew Munge 69 June 23, 2016

backseat

A really, really bad thing, person, situation or experience.

You've got arrested for a DUI yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?!

That's totally backseat, man

by Mario Bruno December 18, 2006

backseat face

Someone who has a ugly face that is only worthy of sitting in the backseat where no one can see them. Works exceptionally well when in a two seater and they are tucked in the back.

Friend 1: "Hey Erica said she wants to ride shotgun"

Friend 2: "Well not in my car she got that backseat face"

Both get a good laugh "hahahaha"

by youngdre May 22, 2008

Backseat Gamer

Dumbass bitch that keeps speaking when I am playing.

Backseat gamer: Oh my gosh, you are so bad, why didn't you shoot him
Gamer: Shut the fuck up, you're already fucking dead

by BOTDAVISH May 30, 2022