Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.

The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 6, 2015

baboon

the most gorgeous girl ever

she is a baboon

by jobricnosn May 3, 2022

trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.

I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.

by BigDicktonaryBoi May 15, 2022

concrete baboon

Another racist slang term for n*****

Those gahd damn concrete baboons cant pull their pants up

by uramax_boy August 15, 2019

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

Baboons ass

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon

Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...

by Asheater July 17, 2016