shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 22, 2006

Brick Exit Strategy

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

by SF Dave May 19, 2008

hit brick

To be highly intoxicated. Synonyms include: wasted, hammered, drunk. Comes from the idea of being so drunk you run into walls, hence, hit brick.

"wow dude, you so hit brick"
"i'm gonna hit brick tonite"

by Gemma Porter May 25, 2008

Dig Bick

Big Dick but backwards

John: Haha dig bick
Tom: The fuck?
John: You do not have dig bick, you have dmall sick

by TeBraxPlus April 21, 2021

bicken

The Penis (n). This word has been reported from parts of Nova Scotia, especially Cape Breton Island. It is said to be Gaelic.

Eoghan's bicken was caught in his diaper.
How's your bicken?

by Lynchclan October 22, 2010

Brick Tamland

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

by Hannah.. August 8, 2005

in a brick

synonymous to a long period of time

Dan: Man, I had the best steak at Outback the other day...
Mike: Dang, I haven't been to Outback in a brick!

by Kaceboss_ December 19, 2016