A tube brownie is a piece of shit. A log of solid shit. Tube shaped turd being brown like a brownie.
by rabjr December 01, 2010
When your girl is laying face-down in bed...eyes glued to an iPad....focused intently on some religious shit...and you stealthily nut all over her back
by Cackalacky24 September 11, 2019
A pot brownie so potent that if a whole brownie is consumed. you enter a vegetable like stat, possibly drooling on yourself on the couch for 4 hours.
by ProxyPirate October 27, 2009
When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.
Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.
by Moax O’Neill June 07, 2019
When one, in the heat of passion, poops in a girl's (or guy's) mouth, then performs an uppercut on the receiver's chin causing the feces to scatter all over the place of business.
"Dude, I took a dump in this girl's mouth, then uppercut her chin and my poo went EVERYWHERE! It was the nastiest Frowny Brownie ever!"
by Man Council (MC or CALF) August 15, 2008
a fake-ass trick who doesnt know her own name when she walks down the street but who tries to front like she got somethin'.
yo, did you see that salamander brownie walk past?
damn, bitches be trippin
word, son, bitches be salamander brownies out this bitch
damn, bitches be trippin
word, son, bitches be salamander brownies out this bitch
by tvh August 17, 2006
the act of shitting on the top of a girls head and jizzing on the shit...only can be completed by the most advanced of men
baltimore brownie
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends
(mid-blow job)
"damn i gotta shit"-guy
"ok but wen u get up can u get me a brownie, im hungry"-bitch
"alright if u say so"
(proceeds to pull out, shit on the top of her head, and then blowing his man juice on the top of the freshly steamed shit)
"ahhh wtf i thought u loved me"-bitch
"NOPE!....leaves the house and proceeds to tell all his friends
by tony danza is the boss December 09, 2009