Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 10, 2019

bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry December 28, 2015

Sc-bollocks

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

by 'Duke' September 10, 2012

bollock wallet

A bollock wallet is the skin that you have around bollocks unless youve got a clunge obviously. also known as ballbag, scrotum, sack, ham pouch.

"Fuk me, i shaved my bollock wallet last nite m8 n its itchin like fuck... never again dave "

by carl dave, jonesy dave May 24, 2008

bollock face

one who has a face like a mans testi sack / scrotum.

Oi, bollock face your face looks like a bollock!!!

dave, you bollock face......

by Nicky J February 09, 2004

cheeky bollock

the act upon which a testicle dramatically falls from ones pants into full view.

**often occurs when wearing short shorts**

"aw shit, Clive's wearing short shorts again, cheeky bollock fo sho!"

by mmmgaryglitter September 10, 2009

Betty Bollocks

A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.

Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.

"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"

by Reginald Barrington August 29, 2003