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Black Hole Blowjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man and deep throats his dick all the way down to his balls, then proceeds to stick her toung out and lick his balls while still deepthroating his dick.
Dude, my girl gave me a black hole blowjob last night.
by Riley9968 February 17, 2024
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Black hole

When her camel toe is so huge that her pants get ingested into her moot
I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.
by Voluptuous moot September 5, 2018
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Black Hole

A Space Thing That Has NO MASS AND DEATH
Drake: NO IM GOING INTO A BLACK HOLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Jake: Drake? DRAKE??????NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIEND

What im I going to do :(
A black hole is a star that collapsed into its core!
by The Preasdom January 1, 2021
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Black hole

When someone's ass looks sunken in & looks as if a gravitational black hole is pulling it inward
Damn Alexis why yo ass gotta look like a black hole
by Abbieleann_ December 14, 2016
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Black hole week

The last week of a year ( December 25th - December 31st) when everyone around the world feels like sucked into a black hole where there is no proper sense of time or purpose.

Generally people are in a holiday mood spending time with family and awaiting a New Year.
My friends get really busy during the black hole week and I get to see them only after New Year.
by Pandaboiii January 7, 2021
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Black Hole

An Interdimensional trash Shute. With an ever-flowing dissolve over time, It gradually sucks in the mass of the limited matter universe we call home. In simplistic terms, it is the only interdimensional description Humans can capably give. Instead of thinking we know of 10 dimensions, think of those 10 dimensions being the best way for scientists to understand and describe the energy within our singular dimension. Like the flow of subatomic connections within the wind, dimensions would be like our universe being the yin and yang symbol. Other dimensions being several millions of the same symbol twisted a centimeter is a circle both expanding slightly and compressing slightly. Eventually, it still looks like the symbol and the human eye can't see how many times it's turned or if it has been. technically yes, the theories of "white hole" or worm holes into the opposing infinitely falling pit are correct. The only difference being it occurs once said hole evaperates millions of years of moving and sucking.
"You see Ellis is wrong in the sense we as humans are three-dimensional. With studied done by %@%#&%$&$&@$^ shows the research of subatomic splits and destruction from the years (2013-2019-whatever) shows a significant connection terming towards interdimensional. NO sorry that would be an example of eternalism. In back to the future terms would be you pulling the particle apart from a time not seen by us as you created a new timeline to do so. Not much danger just disrespect as "Rick" or Doc was just trying to teach a lesson by bringing "Morty" or Marty to the alternate 1985 universe. Of course, They could have gone back there were even several different time stamps unexplained. Based on true stories the U.S. government feels they must listen to "THE MAN" except their man is one from a distant time. Lmao seems like their CHICKEN. Tell me this it's like a coded video game. After completing the game you go back and replay it. It is a game with different decision making like Bandersnatch: Black Mirror. Would you pick the same choice over again? Black Hole=Interdimensional trash shute.
by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023
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black hole

Something that is easy to enter but at the same time difficult to escape, like being trapped in a situation where you have no control, such as parental restrictions on screen time due to not getting to choose your parents — despite subscribing to numerous YouTube channels, e.g. 600+ channels.
Getting sucked into binge-watching one show felt like a black hole; it was so easy to start, but breaking free from the urge to watch just one more episode was impossible.
by Emotional Cruiser August 11, 2025
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