Silly Bullshit Drama

'Silly Bullshit Drama', it is the centre of all immature conversation, where one creates a series of 'he said, she said' nonsense which often leads to arguments, bitching and sometimes fighting. This technique of socialisation often occurs in groups of young teenage females but if introduced to males the concept is soon adopted and adhered to.

The saying originates from Middlesbrough England, from a friend circle who refer to themselves as the 'sesh pirates'.

Person 1: OH MY GOD! You will never guess what this person said about you this morning.
Person 2: Go on..
Person 1: I'll tell you later.
Person 2: Behave with your 'silly bullshit drama'

by The Tulk March 6, 2013

I call bullshit

1. to call one out on a complete flasehood

2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation

3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth

1. "i am the coolest person in the world"
"i call bullshit"

2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"

3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"

by thought of this years ago October 1, 2006

bullshit kid

A person (usually a n00b) that lives in a fantasy bullshit world, makes up lies about his non-existant social life, and he doesn't really notice how stupid & naive he is.

Bullshit Kid: I own a penthouse in Malibu!
You: -.- STFU You fuk1n bullshit kid! You live in your parents' basement.

by Marcel Valdez May 9, 2006

Bullshit

Stupid or untrue talk or writing; nonsense. See Algebra II and Logarithm.

"When will I ever need these bullshit logarithms in the real world?"

"Algebra II is bullshit."

by swags mcgee September 21, 2013

random bullshit

compeletly and totaly unexpected crap that has no meaning. Random, unbased informaiton.

She came up to me and started yelling all this random bullshit.

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

Brooklyn bullshit

A nonchalant act or display of complete disrespect - usually immediately after uttering the phrase… “oh word”.

Common forms of “Brooklyn bullshit” include: thievery, beatdowns and… mockery.

by Kings County August 25, 2008

Absolute Fucking Bullshit

I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

by PeenBoy June 1, 2017