A gay guy and a huge liar. Physique similar to Adam West Batman. Extreme PC-Gaming, it's his thing. Often times, sexually attracted to cars and only attracted to personalities.
*Girl squirts all over sheets*
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!
*Blames it on brother*
*Father yells at brother*
Brother : APOOPITA! APOOPITA! You see what she does to me?! And you think I AM THE BAT-ONE?!
by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

by Ski777 September 29, 2015

When you go to teabag someone but rethink and put your cum carriers onto the other persons eye sockets
by Marty griffin November 27, 2015

Boy, you know I’d bend over backwards for you. I go to bat for you even when shit’s looking bad for ya.
by alexplainl8r November 6, 2019

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.
by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

by Christel March 25, 2007

When a man takes stretches out his scrotum with his hands, then someone puts a flashlight behind it to illuminate the shadow on the wall.
Ray-Ray's wife was greatly suprised, when she arrived home, opened the door to her bedroom, and found her husband sending her the bat signal.
by zion August 19, 2004
