alonte

a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!

omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!

by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009

alona

its name for girl. its orgin is hebrew and it means oaktree.
its very popular in isreal

hey alona how r thing going?
Alona why u gotta be so mean ?
Alona is such a pretty name

by alona April 21, 2008

alone

What I am on the inside. Even in a large crowd, I am alone on the inside.

My loneliness really is killing me.

by Zach G. November 23, 2003

leave britney alone

Is used to repel people who harass you, or get on your nerves. Or people who talk at you when you are busy and/or struggling.
Origin: Chris Crocker's youtube video : " Leave Britney alone".

A: Pull yourself together, what are you going to do with your life ?
B: Leave Britney alone, ok... I'm doing my best...

by Lotfi G February 1, 2008

Hong Kong Sing Along

The Hong Kong Sing Along is when a man is having sex with a woman, and as she is screaming in pleasure he mimics everything that she says(or screams ) in her own voice, thus, in essence, singing along with her.

Woman: Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!

Guy: (In woman's voice) Fuck me harder Johnny! Harder!

Disinterested Observer: My girlfriend would kill me if I broke out into a Hong Kong Sing Along.

by The Cave February 26, 2007

Netflix and Alone

The opposite of Netflix and Chill

It means that you go sit in front of the TV and cry from the crippling loneliness while Netflix is playing in the background. Presumably in fetal position.

"Yeah I just Netflix and Alone yesterday..."
"Damn man how you feeling?"
"Six feet under."

by konroy November 30, 2015

Aloni

Aloni, there couldn't be anything better than aloni such an amazing person with a personality to match it. Her beauty makes her just as beautiful as a goddess. Her eyes are deeper than the deepest oceans. Her lips softer than the softest fabric. Her smile brighter than the sun. Her soft pink cheeks the cutest you've ever seen. Her perfectly clear skin clearer than the perfect blue sky. Silky smooth hair that flows freely throughout the wind. Her voice sounds like a beautiful song. Her laugh is the most soothing sound. She may be short with an attitude but it makes her more perfect. Aloni is very smart. She WILL deny it. She is smarter than most and is not afraid to show it. Aloni has a beautiful sense of humor and is perfectly amazing. Her tiny hands fit perfectly into mine and feel as if they're in the right place. Her body is so perfectly amazing it's the cherry on top of the icing. The curves of her natural body. The perfect proportion of booby and booty. The beautiful legs that are always silky smooth. And all of this beauty is put all together into one perfect woman who I am glad to be able to call my queen.

You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘

Boy 1: did you see that girl?

Boy 2: yea that's Aloni. The most..

Boy 1&2: Beautiful woman I've ever seen!

by That one german January 5, 2019