assethole

A heterosexual homosexual male

He’s just an assethole!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assethole

A homosexual she male that acts like an arsehole.

Bravo is such an assethole right now! He’s dancing in the mud!

by anonymous September 13, 2023

assetylene torch

What you use to really "light a fire under someone's posterior".

So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

assettleine

A hotly-burning gas dat's good for warming a room so dat you can relax your behind on a chair and really get calm-'n'-comfy.

On chilly days, I give my torch-welders a half-dozen short breaks --- rather than two or three lengthy ones --- throughout da workday to come in and get warm if they have to work outdoors; my theory is dat they might develop an "assettleine" feeling with an extended rest-period in da toasty break-room, and then it would be difficult to get them to drowsily budge out of their cushy seats to venture out into da freezing temperatures again.

by QuacksO April 23, 2024

asset

The euphemism for "penis", as in "your asset turns on (erects) as you wake up in the morning"

When I saw the image of my girl friend wearing school uniform, I felt my asset turning on in the ways I didn’t expect!

by Emotional Cruiser December 8, 2025

Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.

online value of an individual is online assets

by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014