saltwater assassin

The man from the mist who owes allegiance to no man. dissapearing without a trace, he appears once a year to disappoint his parents

Shia LaBeouf Is one of them damn saltwater assassins

saltwater assassin by Testicular torture December 16, 2017

Nap Assassin 

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

Nap Assassin by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

Rusty Assassin 

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

Rusty Assassin by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021

armchair assassin 

A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.

I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.

armchair assassin by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

Roast Beef Assassin by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023

the assassin 

When the first and ring finger are pressed together with the middle finger resting on top, and all are shoved into a girl's fuzzy flounder.

Dude, I totally assassinated that bitch last night! Chalk up another one for Brockman!

the assassin by Brockman, Fedor, and Portabelli September 6, 2003

Invisible Assassin 

The spam king. And piemonkey hunter.

OMG, shut up IA, and stop with the posting!

Invisible Assassin by BigBoss21388 October 10, 2004