A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.
An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"
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"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"
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Get the Clown yo ass mug.A slang statement that refers to the act of making someone appear stupid or doing something overall negative to them.
Alyssa, if you call me a bitch one more time, I am going to clown on your ass so fucking hard you’ll be transported to the Shadow Realm.
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Get the clown on your ass mug.Def: The state of having been converted into an assclown; exhibiting or mimicking assclownish behavior; having been hannitized; emulating the behavior of an assclown (for example, any Faux News host, especially Sean Hannity).
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
Alt def: To be inducted into an ass-circus. Example: "My parents were assclowned by watching Faux News.
My boyfriend assclowned-around, mimicking Sean Hannity.
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Get the assclowned mug.Behaving in the manner of an assclown; see Sean Hannity Donald Trump, or any Republican member-of-Congress for poignant examples.
More than 1,000 psychiatrists recently stated that Donald Trump's assclownish behavior is due to his malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), but, to borrow a trite Trumpism other "people say" it's mainly because he is a low-IQ person.
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