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asian gravity

the tendency for Asian students to congregate and travel in large mobs
Anik: Hey, how did all those Asian kids instantly find one another?

Jake: Asian Gravity, dude-- the strongest force in the universe.
by IsaacNewton December 5, 2010
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Asian 5

The subjects taken in your VCE years in Victoria - Specialist Maths, Maths Methods, Physics, Chemistry, English and fast-track Biology in year 11.
I want to do Medicine at Uni

Oh, you better do the Asian 5
by Schwan January 12, 2008
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Asian-Dar

Extrasensory perception (ESP) that allows one to immediately know that there is an Asian guy in the vicinity. This is an ability usually possesed by a non-Asian girl who is attracted to Asian guys.
Walking down a crowded street with a friend, Lids was able to detect the presence of Asian guys.

Lids: My Asian-Dar is going haywire!! There are Asian guys ♥ nearby!!
Jess: What? Where??
Lids: *without turning around* Behind me and to my left.
Jess: *looks around* I can't see...omg.. how did you do that??
Lids: I can sense them!!! XD
by lettucebug September 7, 2011
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Asian Parents

during the coronavirus pandemic, all the asian parents decided to lock their kids in their homes and did not let them go outside at all, which literally makes me cry. I have had no social interaction for a month.
by aprettyrealasian March 15, 2020
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Taco Asian

A racist way to say 'Mexican'.
Guy 1: See that girl over there? Do you think she's Asian?
Guy 2: Yeah, Taco Asian!
by Fabulous Fury December 8, 2018
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Asian Parents

Makes you wish that bedtime was earlier
Fucks up your self-esteem
*Note* Not all Asian parents are like this, some are actually nice and understanding.
Parents that will often call you useless, trash, garbage, brainless, stupid, etc.
They expect their children to pass every single subject.
Often forces their children to attend after school programs and summer school.
Asks for your suggestion on where to eat, but when you choose, they will change their mind of asking you for your suggestion.
Will say they love you when you do something good, but won't hesitate to say that they hate you once you fail something.
Extremely controlling, and hardly lets you hang out with friends.

Examples:
Asian Parents:You got an F in math and science?!?!?!?!
Asian Kid:But its not even the end of the trimester, I still have a chance to make up my grades.
Asian Parents:Get the fuck over here!

Asian Kid:Mom, I got a A on my test!
Asian Mom:I love you, now let me check on the rest of your grades.
Asian Kid:Shit
Asian Mom:I fucking hate you, you are a worthless and stupid kid.
by Struggling Asian October 25, 2018
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Asian Grades

A = Average
B = Bad
C = Crap
D = Dead
F = Fucked...
"Asian Grades" are alot different
an A doesn’t stand for awesome anymore, it stands for average.
B stands for bad. because when you make a B, you are below average. all the other asians are making A’s.
a C stands for crap. that means youre doing terrible. your parents are gonna probably lecture you, gonna yell at you, gonna spank you a few times.
a D stands for death. your parents are gonna threaten to kill you.
an F stands for fucked cause you know what? your parents are gonna probably abandon you, send you to boarding school, terrible things.
by RdizzleFoshizzleMynizzle October 29, 2009
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