Apocalypse

Tumblr

So when's does the apocalypse start?

It started the moment Tumblr was created.

by slimeya March 6, 2013

apocalypse pussy

The one female who survive a zombie apocalypse or some other disaster, and hang around with about 25 men whilst trying to decide which one to fuck.

"Hey, Shane. Who's got dibs on that apocalypse pussy tonight?"

by BronxFather September 23, 2013

Lesbian Apocalypse

The Lesbian Apocalypse is a popular tiktok trend within the lesbian community. Basically, every lesbian on Tiktok puts the flag in their profile picture and mass follows each other until Tiktok bans them from following. The movement started as backlash to mistreatment from nonlesbians. The event occurs in June, Pride month!

“Tomorrow is June 1st, you know that that means! The lesbian apocalypse is making a comeback to tiktok!”

by Brielle_Rose June 7, 2022

apocalypse

Something that will never happen while all of us are alive.

Don't believe people who scare you into thinking of the apocalypse happening anytime soon.

by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006

Apocalypse Chow

A term used when someone you are with eats far too much out of greed at a restaurant,a party, at your house etc

Look at him eatin' that lot.
It's like Apocalypse Chow !

by The Finster December 13, 2006

Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the modern day that signal the coming of the apocalypse. These are their past names and their modern reincarnation names.
War : Rucka Rucka Ali
Famine : Kim Jong Il
Pestilence : Justin Bieber
Death : Mel Gibson

When the Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocolypse arrive there will be a very noticable sign: They will be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. The seas will rage and the sky will deform, and with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Guy 1: Dude its happening!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: The Four Modern Horsemen Of The Apocalypse! They are all meeting in Florida to discuss a how they will taken command of the planet!
Guy 2: Awesome, do you need some more crack to smoke or are you just retarded.
Guy 1: ... Possibly. How much you got?
Guy 2:Screw off

by LastRoflchopter August 6, 2010

apocalypse

The end of the world. See also apoopalypse

When fire rained down from the sky, we feared that it was a sign of the apocalypse

by ram March 1, 2005