Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016

Angus Young

God. Period. No questions asked.

Just watch "Family Jewels" or "Live at Donnington" and you will know EXACTLY what I'm talking about.

by Paulness May 31, 2005

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019

Angus

Angus means Superior strength, Exceptionally strong and Unique choice. Angus is an all-rounder, he is talented in sports and excels academically. He makes a good friend and is easy to talk to. He is well known for reasons he doesn't know himself and is often referred to as a god.

He is your best friend, he makes you laugh when your sad and is always there. He is kind, caring, sweet, sexy, cool and the best person in the world. He is literally the chosen one, no one else can compare. We should all look up to Angus.

Wow, that's Angus!

All Hail Angus.

I am good friends with Angus.

by THEBEEFisreal May 17, 2017

strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.

Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

Angused

Being so drunk that you can't remember a thing

JOE:man you what you do last night
MARK: man i was angused last night i just don't know

by .....GOD....... January 24, 2006

Anus Rock

A genre of music characterized by any band whose lead singer oversings to the point of his voice sounding as if it were contrived out of the anal cavity.

Nickleback, Creed, Hinder are just a few Anus Rock bands.

by theottbaseballer April 10, 2008