pelvic access

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

by keloidformer December 3, 2010

Social Accessory

It's when a straight female has a gay male friend.

Monica —who is a heterosexual— is friends with Ted —who is gay— in other words, Ted is Monica's social accessory.

by Oberservin' since '89 July 30, 2013

Your Ancestors Incestors

This phrase is so strong that it can bend space and time also creating black holes. DO NOT use this unless in a really shitty situation.

Mike:I hate you
Jim:you're mom gay
Mike:your ancestors incestors
Jim:*evaporates*

by ZeroSuccs April 12, 2018

ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult

Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

by yoink_ May 15, 2018

ur ancestors incestors

The term only used by Kings of the afterlife

Joel:uR mom gay lol
Jon:no u
Joel:no u
Jon:ur ancestors incestors
Joel:Disinegrates and is granted the ability to never die but feel pain and is thrown inside a valcano by Satan himself while Jon is being crowned the new king of hell*

by JONBIGNXGGA April 12, 2018

Incidental Accessories Liaison

An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!

by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019

Phantom Accessory Syndrome

A feeling of an accessory (e.g. a ring) still being worn on you even though it isn't really there. It's caused by wearing an accessory for a long amount of time, then taking it off.

Guy 1. I was listening to ASMR all night with my Airpods. I took them out, but I can still feel them in my ears.
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome

by TylerGaming101_YT March 23, 2022