alamort

Confounded, struck dumb, unable to say or do anything

I was alamort when de booley dog pinched me.

by Bob Prochko September 21, 2005

Alamogordo

A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more interested in controlling each others' sex lives than getting on with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.

I was thinking of killing myself but decided to move to Alamogordo instead.

by Upton O'Goode March 11, 2011

Allaman

what you hear when someone from the Isle of Man says where they are from because of their strong manx accents.

person 1: Where you from?
person 2: Isle of Man
person 1: Where is Allaman?

by northern monkey1 November 13, 2011

Alamanated

-verb, to be screwed by The Alamanator

I was married to The Alamanator for 9 months and have obviously been Alamanated because she got me knocked up with triplets...

by IAmUrStalker December 3, 2010

Aljameek

1. Aljameek

a person with a charismatic charm that makes it almost impossible to dislike him although they may have an unorthodox outlook on life.
2. Dooksie

Dooksie shoots the ball like he's going to miss but it usually goes in.
Aljameek's one of the dumbest geniuses I know!

by LazyGenius1 December 18, 2013

alhamdan

A near-satanic ritual which involves wanking in a public toilet and washing your penis with the water in the toilet bowl. Males performing the ritual usually do this to shrink their penis to allegedly gain a longer life span. If females wish to attempt to do this ritual, they must instead dip their finger in the toilet bowl and shove it up their vagina.

I heard that man across the road performed Alhamdan in the Mcdonalds toilets.

by Asiangoalie March 7, 2018

Alamachtelfing

Something you say when you're trying to not make any sense.
You can also use this to confuse the person youre speaking to.

This can be upgraded by waiting for the other person to say "What?", and then responding with "Huuh?".

David: "Hey Hank, what are you doing?"

Hank: "Hey dave, im just alamachtelfing"
David: "What?"
Hank: "Huhh?"

by YeSKRT March 14, 2018