Port Alberni Docking

When two men push their prolapsed assholes together in competition to see who is more gaping that the other. The winner's asshole will swallow that of the loser.

We tried Port Alberni docking and he swallowed me whole like a spoonful of mashed potatos! I think I'm in love.

by CarrieWhite January 9, 2015

Glendon Alberta

The most tiny hole home to racists and perverts alike. Don’t be afraid there’s a giant cultist like statue of a pierogi that towers like the satanic relic it is. Mostly home to crack heads and your local creeps every now and then. WELCOME HOME

Person1: Oh hey remeber that pierogi?
Person2: yeah do you remember the crack head?
Persons 1&2: well this is Glendon Alberta after all!

by 58392948482 October 9, 2019

Fat Albert

You're fat

"Hi Bob" "Shut up Fat Albert!"

by God Of Grass February 6, 2020

Eddie alberts

Eddie Alberts is the nicest boy you will ever meet you will be so lucky to ever become friends with him he is so kind, nice, cute, hot, and is respectful and will always make sure it be polite, and has the perfect beautiful blue eyes, and brown hair, and loves animals. If you ever get it date Eddie alberts you will be so lucky Because he treats girls with respect and he is very loving. Eddie alberts is good at lots of sports and you can create the best memories with him. Once you spend one day with him you will never get over him. He is never a boring person you always find something to do with him and you can love him in every way. If you are ever to date a Eddie ablerts just know he loves outdoors, for wheeling and loves to listen to country music. Eddie alberts is most likely to be a Taurus born in April. I’m here to say if you ever meet an Eddie ablerts don’t ever put your self in the position to loose him and just know he will love you at all cost you will always has a spot in your heart for him and wait for him to come back💔.

If you ever meet an Eddie Alberts love him till you can, show him how much he means to you because someday he might loose interest and maybe not if your lucky.

by Brown hair and brown eyes February 22, 2021

Aberoni

1. Someone who is amazing and always there for someone. Extremely attractive and a little baby on the inside.

2. A pasta dish made of Abe

Hey whats up Aberoni?

Would you like to try the Aberoni dish?

by CourneyLewwy October 2, 2011

Aberdeen Cry

To sit on a hotel toilet and cry your eyes out, just after losing all your belongings at a club.

Holly was Aberdeen crying after her night out

by Crytopsy88 May 11, 2014

aberration

something unusual, different from the norm.

We considered our defeat to be an aberration since we'd easily beaten this team last season.

by Razbearie October 8, 2020