asswipe

Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.

Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)

by drkull October 29, 2012

Asswipe

Someone one who does stupid stuff.

My best friend is such an asswipe when he tries to be funny.

by Aprilbar January 20, 2010

Asswipe

A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.

Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.

by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021

asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."

by kitznegari November 11, 2006

asswipe

1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.

You're an asswipe for making her cry.

by Spanish Exchange 2006 April 10, 2006

Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

asswipe

1. A slang, vulgar term referring to toilet paper.

I can't take a crap without using some asswipe.

by star8706 February 1, 2003