I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.

Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by Butler CW June 24, 2009

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005

appeasement

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protest warrior
pinko
prowar protestor
antiwar protestor
Tamim
bill clinton
diplomacy


Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.

"An appeaser is one who feeds a lion, hoping it will eat him last"

--Winston Churchill

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Moe Mustapha Appearance

Appearing at an event or gather for a short period of time. Arriving late and staying no longer than ten minutes.

I don't really wanna go to Ab's party, but I think I should make a Moe Mustapha appearance.

by SuzieM939 October 10, 2011

Appalachian Applecart

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

by Swearengin August 27, 2012

appels

When apples escape and go appling in the apples of my apple of my apple of apples and apples that are appley and apples and are such applee and apple and stuffs and apple such appling when apple expeapple in the apples of my apple of the apple in the apples of apple in the apple

Him: y0 see them their appels?
You: dem der apples?
APPOLEZS

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbm, July 31, 2016

Appalachian Trail

Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.

Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.

by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009