Alonology

The study of why you or your friend gets no bitches

I'm starting to study Alonology to find us some bitches

by Mzstroyer July 13, 2022

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Alonzo

He is a clown. That’s all there is. Nothing more, nothing less. Don’t fuck with Alonzo.

Who’s that?
Oh, that’s Alonzo. He’s a fucking clown!

by Majorcake1234 July 29, 2022

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Alfonso is a very sexy human being and if you meet him then he’s the best friend you’ve ever had. All his ex’s are toxic but he’s still better than all of their current and future boyfriends because he’s built like a Greek God.

Girl 1: “is that Alfonso?”
Girl 2: “yh he’s sooooooo fitttttt”

by CremeBrulée August 3, 2022

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Alonzo

Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that also has a huge dick.

Omg i love this guy he's so cool and Alonzo has a huge dick

by Zo Studios October 11, 2022

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Alfonso

Alfonso is a dude with a big nose. He is often confused for a Jewish person, but he looks more like an Arab guy. He will unleash his inner demons if provoked.

Yo I think Alfonso is gonna unleash his inner demons. He is going to rape you!

by RicardoLover October 16, 2022

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Afonso João

Afonso is THE Shawty—the best best BEST FRIEND and boyfriend you will ever have. Will never leave your side, through your ups and downs. Will cry if you cry, and will make you laugh, mostly for being stupid, but in a good way.

He WILL be the best thing in your life. He cooks, cleans, he shops with you, and spills the tea when you two are alone.... he is our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

He will own your ass so much you'll think that nobody will ever top him...plus he's tall af so you will be his shawty for real.
You never had nor will a partner so amazing as this one, bound forever by beer and love
Blessed be those with an Afonso João in their lives, amen, for real shawty

Afonso joão has blessed us with his spirit today

by AlexTheeeShawtiest April 20, 2023

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