Abraham is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and easy on the eyes. May not be the best looking guy but he's the nicest. He's surprisingly buff. Nice body. He has it all. Except sexiness. He's still sexy to me because of everything else about him. Listens to all your problems. Not like other guys. Not a player or F-boy. Best friend. Jealous of anyone who dates him!
Boy: Abraham likes a girl!
Girl: Really? He doesn't usually have crushes. I should know, we've been friends for years.
Boy: He likes a girl who's name starts with an M.
Girl: Really? He doesn't usually have crushes. I should know, we've been friends for years.
Boy: He likes a girl who's name starts with an M.
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The most fucking awesome, strong, sexy, guy in the whole world. Also he has the largest penis in the world which is a guinness world record. All the girls love him, but he is way out of league for some of them.
Bystander: Holy shit, who is that badass looking dude?
Bystander 2: I don't know, but whoever that person is "Abrahim" he probably is coming to steal your wife.
Bystander 2: I don't know, but whoever that person is "Abrahim" he probably is coming to steal your wife.
by Aybraheem July 30, 2021
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by Th0th870 October 25, 2007
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"That fucking beaner is a fixie-riding hipster," said Ben.
"That's not very nice," said Simon.
"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.
"That's not very nice," said Simon.
"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.
by funnyjob May 11, 2011
Get the abratious mug.A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
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