Trouser tea

Used underwear purchased online, boiled and made into a tea.

Just got a new pair in who wants some trouser tea????........ Where did everyone go???

by TRexguy February 6, 2015

Trouser Brain

The human male organ of thought, primarily used for urination and procreation, believed to have over ruling power of the actual brain when encountering other persons of sexual interest.

He was too busy thinking with his trouser brain he had no idea he was being scammed

by Trouser Brains March 3, 2017

trouser sniffer

Someone that constantly attempts to make them self seem more important than they really are.

James: That pretentious cocksucker Javier keeps CCing Richard and Martha on stupid fucking emails that don't even pertain to them; just to make it seem like he's actually working.

Ryan: Yeah, that fucking trouser sniffer.

by Butts505 October 11, 2015

Trouser Guns

Imaginery item(s) found in the inside of the trouser leg, used by species called Big Caff and the Timmies...

Trouser Guns

by devinemadness April 15, 2010

Curvey trouser

The sexual act of using body fluid(feces, semen, blood, or urine) to stick tight to your partner like glue, during doggy style sex. Stuck tight to their body like a pair of pants.

Me and my girlfriend did a curvey trouser last night. It took the shower to separate our bodies.

by JeromeB March 2, 2018

green trousers

green trousers is an iconic bitch who slays at everything and everyone is jealous of them because they have some funky ass green trousers and they dont, because they're broke lol

jerremy "omg is that green trousers??!!"
branddealing "yes duhhh how could u not see their iconic green trousers, what r u a loser or something??"

by greentrousersloverxoxo February 9, 2022

trouser toddler

Noun;

A term for a man with an easily excitable penis, even to the point of premature ejaculation.

You better stop talking shit or you're going to get the trouser toddler when we get home.

by ToneToneCapone March 16, 2021