a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
by TeevReqq May 23, 2023
A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.
BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.
by Execaters April 24, 2018
by Sayaynot February 27, 2015
Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired
by pobwell cobblepot February 03, 2011
A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.
by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019
A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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by LOI_NotJack April 06, 2022