Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.

My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.

by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

Harold

Adjective: when something is really inconvienent.

I'd love to come but that's just really Harold for me sorry

by Bitchass756 January 13, 2019

richard harold pirington

a literal monkey that can scale walls without difficulty but likes big hero 6 a bit too much, aunt cass in particular.

ur such a richard harold pirington u like aunt cass way too much.

by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010

Harold

A nice, calm and laid back person who is always there relaxing even when everyone is going crazy.

guy 1: Sam is such a nice, relaxing guy
guy 2: I know right he's such a Harold
guy 1: ya I'm actually kinda into him
guy 2: ya its to bad he's straight

by PanTrans212 January 18, 2021

Haroldism

The Haroldreligion. We worship our lord and savior Harold and tuck him into bed and read our god bedtime stories. come join us to praise the ninja man, amen

"Who do you believe in?"

"I BELIEVE in the NINJA Lord and Savior Harold, Haroldism amen!.🙏"

by Victor Sane January 6, 2022