May 9th

National sex day!

girl 1: damn I wanna have sex with him
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sex day!

boy: come it's May 9th

by xvanillax January 5, 2020

July 9th

national kill andre day

Andre: oh hi there friend
You: stfu😐
Andre: what?

You: *starts blazing guns* happy national kill andre day

Andre: *dead bc it's July 9th*

by Booty liccer July 6, 2021

May 9th

The day a kind funny shy cute boy was born if your born may 9th your really lucky

Did you hear he’s born may 9th that’s a keeper he’s the most special boy.

by Octobergirl4 October 23, 2019

November 9th

November 9th is celebration to celebrate to finest people’s birthday.
Also, it’s kiss someone on there cheek, slap ass, grab ass, hug, grab dick, sit on someone, and hold hands day.

jack- “Hey, it’s november 9th, i’mma grab jessica’s ass.”

luke- “Go for it dude!”

by Notyours.PERIODT October 23, 2019

9th base

to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman

by luke August 9, 2004

April 9th

National fuck a friend Day

Joshua:Hey Vanessa ,it’s april 9th.Get ready and let’s fuck !

by Fredswag1491 March 31, 2021

September 9th

you're really generic, you have the most common birthday

i'm born on September 9th

you think harry styles is cute don't you

yep

by ‎ May 6, 2020