It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
by starofdestiny October 14, 2009
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Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
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Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?
Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade
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A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?
Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!
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Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.
Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
by PokarFace June 20, 2010
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Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mr. I'll Make a Man Outta You
:)
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mr. I'll Make a Man Outta You
:)
by fjrjgrthgtrgfbtr August 23, 2010
Get the I'll Make a Man Outta You mug.Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
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Luke:"Cut! Cut! Cut! You're Never Gonna Make It"
Luke:"Cut! Cut! Cut! You're Never Gonna Make It"
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wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
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