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can i borrow your red pen

A way of a girl saying that she needs a pad or tampon without being embarrassed
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)

You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
by xxxCUTExxx December 30, 2016
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can i have my face back

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.
Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!
by ChuckChuckGoof December 5, 2022
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Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.
“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”
by lourocksteady April 30, 2021
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What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.
Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013
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can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.
Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.
by Braedon15 January 15, 2009
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