jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.

Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023

Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

Yo I’m boutta go yank the plank I’ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.

by 69_master69 March 19, 2021

Ponk

A Jewish/Brooklyn/New York slang for Marijuana and the illegal usage of this substance.

im gonna grind up the ponk...pass the binger mush!

by Ninety Eight 98 August 30, 2010

Ploink

To make a small electronic donation to charity. Also another way of describing a microdonation to a charity.

I've just ploinked 2p into the Lymphoma Association's electronic charity collection tin at www.ploink.co.uk

by dorothy donor January 23, 2011

Phonk

Phonk - originally known as Memphis rap from the 90s. Known for its Darkside hip hop sounds, and sinister lyrics.

Phonk has created multiple sub genres from the sounds, lyrics and beats originally produced. 808 cowbell is the most popular which was used in the song
Tommy Wright -meet your maker

Modern "phonk" can be divided into a few sub genres:

Phonk - any type of music that's of heavy influence of 90s memphis phonk

Drift phonk - drum and base fast pace beats with heavy use of the 808 cowbell

House phonk - 90s house music beats mixed with 90s Memphis rap beats and lyrics

Phonk much like all music has changed and divided its genres. Rock has indie rock. Techno has dubstep. Phonk has other phonk music...

What kind of Phonk do you listen to, drift phonk?

by innocuous July 13, 2023

spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

by black flag May 30, 2004