Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

Tard rage

Tard rage is when somebody angers a tard (or just a very socially awkward person) to the point where the tard gets so angry that they start going on rampage. The anger will often times give the tard superhuman levels of strength, and once you are in the path of one it will be impossible to escape without them trying to fucking murder you.

Backflip boy: I’m gonna write that (insert yards name) doesn’t have a dad on the white board.
Tard: RHEEEEEEEEE (somehow breaks the marker and starts to choke backflip boy out.

Bystander: oh shit he’s goin on a tard rage! Everyone run!

by DallasBoy12345 August 25, 2018

Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work

that tard wrangler just ran down two tards

by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

cig tarded

the light headed feelng you get after power dragging an entire cig

yo man i got mad cig tarded last night cuz i didnt have any more weed

by barbieclit June 9, 2011

Clit-tard

The female equivalent of the cumbrain.

The Caitlin clit-tard forced her man to have sex without a condom.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019