Cellular Molestation is when someone forces their opinions or viewpoints on your cellphone via text message. Also called Textual Molestation. They basically molest your phone with crap you don't want to read. It's not as bad as Voice Mail molestation because in most cases you actually have to assault your ear drums with their useless shit before your voice mail allows you to delete it. Otherwise you have that nagging little 1 on the top of your blackberry reminding you that you have one voice mail you haven't listened to.
"I avoided Kristin at work all day yesterday specifically so that I didn't have to listen to her nonsensical rambling so in retaliation she performed a twelve-page cellular molestation on my phone."
by Snapcracker Crapsnacker April 30, 2009
A Dirty molester is one of those average molesters with dirty qualities. Typically into sexual harassment. Guys they just want some love.
Barbra : Wow David, I never knew you had an uncle with such audacity
David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
David: yes indeed, he is a dirty molester!
by Crustyhand November 15, 2019
A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!
I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store
by Jimmy n. Buddah November 25, 2006
Hot milf: That child molester over there fucked my 6 year olds ass and got away with it
Old man billy: cocksucker!
Old man billy: cocksucker!
by Hunky hooter April 29, 2020
See, child molester is like doing whatever the fuck you want.
Yeah... That's fucking retarded. How about we don't do whatever the fuck we want? How about we just don't fuck childrens and retards. I think that is fair. And then we can just kill anyone who does either of those things. Easy. Good talk. I like this plan. That's what we'll do.
Yeah... That's fucking retarded. How about we don't do whatever the fuck we want? How about we just don't fuck childrens and retards. I think that is fair. And then we can just kill anyone who does either of those things. Easy. Good talk. I like this plan. That's what we'll do.
by Hym Iam December 06, 2020
Kendra is basically a child molester as the retard has the mind of a child and she is molestering him.
by Hym Iam December 08, 2020
by MikeGV March 02, 2005