hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
This phrase is one meaning “to get together.” You would normally put the words “let go” or “leggo” with the word “eggo” as explained within the Eggo commercial.
by Phantomorph March 29, 2020
by Crispyshelbycake March 02, 2022
“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
1) Used to agree with someone.
2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.
3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
by $wen$on August 21, 2021
Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"
Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
John: Yo what's up homie let me tringle your dingle
Jamal: No man I need my penis in approximately 10 seconds please do not tringle my dingle
James: Yea John don't tranquilize Jamal's penis
John: tringles Jamal's dingle anyways
Jamal: No man I need my penis in approximately 10 seconds please do not tringle my dingle
James: Yea John don't tranquilize Jamal's penis
John: tringles Jamal's dingle anyways
by fuzzyballs42069 February 25, 2023
Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017