I put my cheese in your fridge.

verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."

As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.

by show-er_not_a_grower August 19, 2024

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Just another link in my sausage chain

Basically means “on to the next man” from a females point of view.

Dude says,”you’ll miss me when I’m gone”.
She relies,”honey, you’re just another link in my sausage chain”.

by Estefuny?yes August 20, 2024

Just give me my money

tiktok trend where a group of people say just give me my money one by one and after that everyone applauds that person who said just give me money except the last person to make them feel embarrassed.

Person 1: Just give me my money.
Everyone: Applauds
Person 2: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 3: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 4: Just give me my money
silence

by seventeenf August 21, 2024

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.

“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”

by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024

I'm Afraid of Losing my Channel

Literally every Destiny says in relationship to ME is a manifestation of THAT EXACT THOUGHT.

Hym "Because when I suceed ALL OF THE IMPOSTERS LOSE EVERYTHING. No more interviews with Jordan Peterson. No more sycophants hanging on your every word. No more authority on any topic. Gone. And the people stupid enough to side against me are gone with them. 'I'm AfRaId Of LoSiNg My ChAnNeL!' You are going to lose your freedom if I'm right about your wife. Which (based on your obsession with me) I am."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024