Dicking

The act of hitting things with your dick.

I dicked the coffee table yesterday.

I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.

by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020

Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female

“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”

by Malcolm the coolest October 25, 2022

Dicking

Fingering of a male's urethra

Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023

Dicking

When you put your dick really far down the hole

Sally: He was dicking me the other day

by TheRealestDicker May 09, 2019

Dicking

Mostly used when you are in a sexual relationship with Carl girl friend

Im dicking your girlfriend Carl im so sorry she said you two were just friend i didnt know please forgive me.

by FatSalad October 13, 2021

Dicking

Screwing. Fucking.

Hym "No no no. Seriously. You guys are dicking the shit out of me right now. This is grade A, fresh from the tap bullshit. If I wasn't a goddamn literary genius I would be lost for words right now. I guess if I wasn't a literary genius I wouldn't be lost for credit and a million dollars. It's a catch 22 if '22' was the number of piles of bullshit I have to deal with right now... This is shit."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

Dicking

When your friends start joking with you and they whip out their dicks while doing it

My friends were dicking with me and one of them slipped it in

by Jedrogers13 May 09, 2020