Thigh boner

When you have such a huge boner, that your cock moves to the side of your underwear,into a leg hole, and sticks to the side in your inner thighs.

*The movies*
Guy: -sees Megan Fox on screen and gets a thigh boner-
Girl: -Puts hand on guys leg-
Guy-sweats-
Girl:Is that a cucumber in your pants?
Guy:No *trollface*

by Dalemans August 06, 2011

Townshend Boner

The extreme awe you experience after seeing Pete Townshend of The Who do his signature Powerslide. This is normally accompanied by a raging boner.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Pete Townshend do that amazing powerslide?

Guy 2: Yeah, man. It totally gave me a Townshend boner.

by Xxxyzyz2 April 07, 2011

tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

by Rip van Heusen January 02, 2016

Boner Doner

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I donate mistakes.'" - Hubie's Mom

by mrsdubois October 12, 2020

Shrinkage Boner

When the scrotum shrinks to the point that it pushes the flacid penis up to appear as if it is a tiny boner, you have what is called, a shrinkage boner. Generally occurs during cold and/or wet circumstances, i.e. getting out of the ocean, pool, outdoor shower, etc.

I just got out of the pool and I totally have a shrinkage boner, want to see?

by Tommy_Z June 08, 2012

goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian December 27, 2017

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 26, 2013