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You practice your mannerisims into a wall 

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall

We are wearing in the wall 

Joke used by egyptians, commonly used by students before exams. It's a translation of the arabic phrase "e7na benelbs fe el 7et" / "احنا بنلبس في الحيت"
"Hey, did you see the "we are wearing in the wall" Instagram chain that Hanin started?"

Put the pretzels on the wall 

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.
Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

Mr. Wall 

a "Mr. Wall" when someone does a long speech after someone has already wasted 30 minutes of your life by doing a speech.
person 1: thank god bobs done talking
person 2: oh no Franks gonna do a "Mr. Wall"
person 1 & 2: shit

Wall Paper

When a guy cums on a girl and then throws money so it sticks to her.
A: Dude, i totally wall papered this girl last night
B: No way, how much did you spend
A: I stuck a five to her forehead and a one to her cheek.
Wall Paper by Foolishmrtl May 22, 2011

rape her wall 

facebook stalking. when a bunch of people friend someone in order to make fun of them, and start writing on their wall like crazy from all different accounts.
over facebook one friend says to some others: we should all friend her at once then all hang out and rape her wall on all different accounts...
rape her wall by oohlala54 October 7, 2009