Teressa

A trashy, adultress. One who has no regrets in tearing apart a family and keeping the man away from his kids.
A fake woman with fake hair, eyelashes and complete with inflatable boobs.

Teressa the cold heartless mistress bought the man a ring to wear in place of his wedding ring and told him to tell his wife he bought it himself when he lost his own ring, even though he didn't lose it.

by dozentmadder February 21, 2010

Theresa Greenfield

Awesome candidate challenging that crazy senator known as Joni Ernst. The great state of Iowa needs someone like Greenfield in the Senate.

Theresa Greenfield could be the deciding candidate for a Democratic majority in the Senate!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker October 12, 2020

Theresa

Happy go lucky

loves to laugh and have fun

Love my family
Willing to help anyone

Love to make people smile

Theresa is such a good friend

by Womankat September 29, 2021

Teresa

one sexy mother fuckerr
who likes tossing samantha's salad everyday.

Damnn you see that teresaa, yea i heard her and samantha love eachothers assholesss

by I love teresa July 20, 2006

theres never not not nuttin

theres never not not nuttin is an inside joke from jacksfilms from his series Your Grammar sucks (YGS),Originated on YGS 10 as a songs

Jack: Theres never not not nuttin
Brock:What The Fuck are you trying to say?

by FunkyScotlandCat August 6, 2016

Zeedar Teretz

A local farmers lad from Yorkshire

Get off me land!!!! arrrr!

by B.T.B April 22, 2004

Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll eventually forgive you, but they will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has also earned her quite the popularity so if you see her somewhere, someone else might recognize her too! She also LOVES people who are passionate about their hobbies so if you ever meet a Theresa, don't hesitate to talk about what you love to do most! Did I mention how absolutely amazing she is? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She has the ability to cheer someone up no matter how bad their day is and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's that amazing. She also loves to help people BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she doesn't hide how tired she is. She would do so much to help lift someone else's burden but doesn't care how exhausted she is as long as the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there to help her, to let her know that there are people are care about her, to let her know what she's not alone and will never be. So, if you ever meet a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her one day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!

I don't think I'd find anyone as amazing as Theresa

by Roland 7E October 9, 2022