Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019

Two twenty eight

Meaning nothing of consequence, a false alarm or a boring bland activity.

A fart with no smell or sound.

“How was the party?”
“Total bust, ended up being a two twenty eight”

by Cometboy February 28, 2019

Two Hit Tallahassee

A two hit tallahassee is a manoeuvre used when a participant in a sesh is unable to fully hit the bong. The user light the bowl and inhale a normally but is unable to pull the ash through into the water. The user exhales the smoke and immediately proceeds to hit the bowl again until there is no ash remaining

Buddy: I've never smoked before

Me: no worries, just smoke a two hit tallahassee

by chillingallday1 June 7, 2019

Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017

two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017

two tesla weeks

A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"

When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.

by LOS-AOS March 30, 2017