Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
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A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
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A sociopath that has an inflated self-image, even though everything he has was handed to him.
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He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
He loves women so much that he is willing to risk it all. Although he can be nervous. He gets overly annoyed at couples when single but cant stop talking about his female.
Female 1: How are you
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
Female 2: Good hbu?
Matthew to you: dayum shes bad
You to matthew: talk to her
Matthew to you: nah
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Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
by Peenchy July 29, 2022
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