Can the Jews come out to play 

Be my friend, be my friend, be my friend ... very

Can the Jews come out to play ?

Can the Jews come out to play by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 28, 2021

mark of the jaeger 

The result of mixing maker's mark and jaegermeister. If you drink this prepare to be all types of fucked up. Dont be suprised if hair grows on your chest immediately after drinking this.

Rob: I wanna get fucked up
Pop: How fucked up?
Rob: super fucked up!
Pop: Cool, I'll mix us some maker's mark and jaegermeister.
Rob: Whoa! Were gonna be shitfaced.
Pop: I know, if anyone ask whats wrong with us tell them its the mark of the jaeger.

mark of the jaeger by Leon Avent July 7, 2010

Whizzin' the Jizz 

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

Whizzin' the Jizz by Merryweather April 21, 2006

slipping the johnny

inserting one's hand into one's pants and rubbing their genitals prior to greeting a fellow homie, player, bitch, or ho by the shaking or slapping of hands

oscar: dude who was that
kevin: oh that was that bitch fred
oscar: didn't he steal your fries last tuesady?
kevin: yeah
oscar: what did you do about it?
keving: before we shook hands i slipped the johnny
oscar: dude youre a fucking tard

slipping the johnny by steven bobeven March 31, 2005

the jury is still out 

the period of time between sessions with a female, usually a 20 minute power-nap

she wanted to go again but to my disgrace the jury was still out

the jury is still out by Mike January 10, 2004

Kick me in the jimmies 

something that a lesbo dyke from a little cheep skool says

"Kick me in the Jimmies!"

Kick me in the jimmies by Edwarno Jalaro October 21, 2003

The Johnstones 

A Crappy Pop-Ska band that think they are total rock stars but only 13 year old preteen girls listen to because they think the members of the band are "SooOo QT!11!"
they think they are hilarious with posting stupid videos of themselfs & they put good ska bands to shame.

Eddie - I'm Confused about my sexuality
Mike - Well...do you like the Johnstones?
Eddie - Yes. Omfgz der so0o0 awezsumz!
Mike - you are def gay.


Sarah - Da jonzstonz r so0o hawt
Mike - You'll grow out of them once you hit 15.

Greg - I'm a fan of the Johnstones
Mike - You're also a fan of sticking dick up your ass.

The Johnstones by KEEPIN6ISBETTERTHENTHEJOHNSTON February 23, 2009