When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

the reason god hasn't come back, the reason we has suicide, the reason covid started. you better be glad Adam and Eve weren't dream sexual because god would have killed them rather then banish them
by ogwhic February 5, 2022

Promises that are made in the moment about the future for the purpose of smashing. It is a form of manipulation (lol) to get what you want at that moment with no intention of actually following through or you know you do not actually have the capability of providing the desired future. Usually works on girls who have not reached their prime target (guys with a lot of money) as they are young and have not fully reached their gold digging potential and still fw (use the search bar if you do not understand) basic salary guys
by wannabelatinamami-A.S. October 16, 2023

A phrase used to describe when a user makes a cringey video intending it to go viral, but doesn't succeed.
by Vdgman November 7, 2017

Battle For Dream Island (BFDI) is a show made by Cary And Micheal Huang. It has 5 seasons including BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB, BFDI MINI, and BFDI: TPOT. The first episode of season 1 was released on January 1st 2010. It features 20 objects battling for a paradise Island. S2 is the same thing but with 22-27 contestants. Season 3 was unspecified. Season 4 has 64 in total (Two took 41) in Season 5 Two took 40 contestants and 2 new contestants joined.
by ssk 123 456 March 19, 2024

by Devin1234sex May 12, 2016
