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Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.
Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!
by LordJenal September 2, 2022
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toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022
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Toilet

Toilet: The most used the to go to the restroom. A life saver.
Girl: Mom! I need to use the toilet!

Mom: Sure honey.
Girl: Ok!
by Lonely_Sssslender September 12, 2022
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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 25, 2022
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Romantic Toilet

A toilet that is romantic. It can help you become more romantic when you use it before a date. Unfortunately, the Romantic Toilet doesn't exist.
Some person: "I'm gonna use this romantic toilet before I confess to her"
Another person- "Ok dude."
by Haha I evil April 25, 2022
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Toilet-tubeing

The sound a fart makes while you're in a toilet.
I'm sick of this boy, Toilet-tubeing, It's like a disgusting opera of fart.
by EmJayee April 27, 2022
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Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022
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