SmarterChild

A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.

Stephi ere XD     says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
      ''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD     says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:

100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
   Stephi ere XD     says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?

by Stephanie ♥ October 26, 2008

Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011

Mr. Smarty Pants

Somebody who is pretty smart. You normally copy off this dude in class and pick on him occasionally. But at the end of the day, he knows he's needed to copy off of.

Mr. Smarty Pants just pooped his pants again.
Time to copy off of Mr. Smarty Pants.

by shinyhinter November 15, 2016

The Sartre

When you feel as if you're dropping a massive deuce, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing there.

Told Jim I dropped the Sartre this morning.. I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool and I thought I was gonna get a prolapse for a second, but when I checked the toilet, there was nothing there.

by synnth July 24, 2011

jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 26, 2016

sartorial

of or pertaining to tailors and they're trade.

"Suits are full of joy. They're the sartorial equivalent of a baby smiling."
-Barney Stinson

by jorgesanchez9000 November 5, 2010

Blue Smartie Syndrome

Blue Smartie Syndrome (BSS) is caused by ingestion of the additives E128 and E133. Other additives can cause similar effect, though the previous are the most used as examples. These are colours (Red and Blue respectively) found in many sweets and processed foods in varying amounts. They are known to cause hyperactivity in children, which can lead to INAD or hyperactive behaviour. Hence, it is extremely unwise to give smarties to hyperactive children, unless you want to prize them off of next door's TV aerial.

"What? Two BOXES? That's enough sugar for them to have a high of several hours!"

by Tristan March 20, 2005