Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Russian love tap

To knock out someone with a strong punch.

Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.

by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020

russian cheesecake

when you pour vodka down your partners ass and drink it like a shot of vodka

MAN I ate her like Russian Cheesecake and she screamed,"MOTHERLAND!!!"

by motherland dad March 9, 2020

russian haircut

a prank, commonly pulled by students at school, involving the act of rubbing the bent knuckles of the index and middle fingers aggressively against the surface of the scalp, resulting in a friction burn caused by the pulling of the skin of the scalp and the pulling of the hair

on international culture day at school, many were fascinated when listening to igor’s presentation on russian culture, except that changed after his demonstration of the russian haircut.

by yggLLd March 13, 2020

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

Silver Russian

The act of ejaculating into an older female with silver hair, sitting her on your face and drinking the remaining cum out of her pussy. The name silver Russian comes from the white alcoholic beverage, the White Russian combined with the partner’s silver hair.

Ron: “Dude. Tom’s mom dyes her hair brown. I fucked her the other day and afterwards she sat on my face! She has a HUGE silver bush!!!!!”

Brian: “HOLY SHIT! She gave you a silver Russian!?!?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Russian Rumbler

A fine cocktail composed of milk mango and peach vodka conjured up by Mikhail Gorbachev in his final year at Moscow International School of Politics.

I am gasping for a Russian Rumbler right now.
Mother Teresa this Russian Rumbler tastes like a milky mango masterpiece.
Have an empty tumbler? Why not fill it with a Russian Rumbler?

by SilentRighteous May 20, 2020