Prostfreight

If someone with bowel problems takes a colossal shit on a moving plane, and their prostate falls out through the cheute and lands on the ground hundreds of feet below, the airline will assist the passenger by jumping out of the plane and venturing to find the lost prostate. Once found, they will ship it to the passenger's address for an additional fee of $8. This additional fee is called prostfreight.

person 1: "yo dude, did you get your prostate delivered back to you yet?"
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."

by freakby December 26, 2025

prostitute

What do you accidentally call your teacher in the French class

"as one who is taught by a prostitute..." - translated from Fr**ch

by qeedisawatermelon December 26, 2025

Prospecting

The act of prospecting involves when someone eats some corn then shits into a shifter to "pan for gold" by separating the golden nuggets of corn from their poop. They then eat the corn and repeat this process as many times as possible in search of an enternal kernel.

I really hate when I walk in on my dad prospecting in the bathroom.

by ProspectingProspector January 10, 2026

Lost Prospector

When you are fingering a girl with your index, middle, and ring finger together while having your pinky finger spread apart from your other fingers downwards. The pinky finger is the lost prospector

last night jane and i got intimate, So gave her the secret weapon, The lost prospector

by mwuahaha January 1, 2009

half-prosh

Prosh: abbreviation of precious, cute, adorable.
Half-Prosh: Half cute, having some cute characteristics, cute but odd.

The duck billed platypus is only half-prosh. He looks like a beaver with a strap-on duck bill.

by Jon Whitwwell January 8, 2008

Hallway Prostitute

A hallway prostitute is some one who acts like a whore during school, or any other place with halls. this person well be very flirty and try to act sexy, in hallways, or buildings.

john: did you see jenni today?

nick: no why?

john: I heard she tried to have sex with coach dale so she could skip p.e for the rest of the year.

nick: wow shes got to stop being such a hallway prostitute.

by Dustbunny2Cold@ June 19, 2011

tagwall prosecution

Passive aggressive employees who do not have enough work to do post complaints about the behavior of other employees on the tagwall (telecom employee webpage supposed to be used for outages). Such as: "I wanted to thank whoever "borrowed" my chair from my desk while I was on vacation. Most important, I'd like to thank them for also stealing my brown ACD hoodie that was attached to it. I really appreciate working with trustworthy employees." - Chair was actually in a corner with hoodie hung over it; thus never really stolen. There are also many posts about dirty dishes and such.

"I am sick of people posting tagwall prosecution to bitch at eachother all day!"

by Linda Lisa Ragger August 22, 2012