Post birth abortion 

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

Post birth abortion by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

Post up

The homosexual act of one man having anal intercourse with another while leaning against a post.

Damn! Did you see Tonio and that man with the boots? I just saw them post up at the piggly wiggly.

Post up by Tonio row July 26, 2021

post salt clarity 

When you realize something after you chill out.

Person 1: God I don't want to deal with this.
*3 hours later*
Person 1: Oh that was probably really easy. Stupid post salt clarity.

post salt clarity by logan2611 July 28, 2021

Post-Salem Depression 

A state of sadness/mental instability after leaving Salem College, where you had the best time of your life.

„Why are you so sad?“
„I just graduated and miss my friends, I have Post-Salem Depression“

Post-Salem Depression by Blablabla1810 July 31, 2021

Post-Pump-Syndrome 

PPS - Post Pump Syndrome, similair to PNS, is the state in which a person starts to lose testosterone and blood flow to the muscles after physical activity, generally after lifting weight. The individual may experience a lack of self esteem, sudden but short spurts of depression, and possibly a feeling of mild body dysmorphia.

“I’ve only just finished working out and i’m getting Post-Pump-Syndrome already.”

Post-Pump-Syndrome by Azyzz Shavershian September 3, 2021

Post-Nuttius Clarititus 

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.

I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.

Post-Nuttius Clarititus by Billy Adler September 5, 2021

post-test clarity 

The feeling of lucidity a student gets after finishing a test and turning it in. Said student will suddenly understand a question that has puzzled them on the test or realize a dumb mistake they have made on the exam. This feeling is often accompanied by regret, despair, and disgust, for it is too late to make any changes to the text.

Emily: "Oh NO! I forgot to add C after I integrated on problem 7 part a!"
John: "At least you had post-test clarity, so you won't make the mistake next time."

post-test clarity by BigDuckPear September 8, 2021